Our Flagship Beers

Entrenched IPA 6.5% ABV, 57-ish IBU

An Illinois style IPA that focuses on malt flavors as much as hop flavors and bitterness. Dry with just enough light German caramel and Munich malts to balance the hop bitterness. Huge hop additions late in the kettle boil and during dry hopping create a bouquet of floral, lemon, citrus and exotic fruit aroma. Not a West Coast over-hopped arms race, not a trendy hop showcase, just an honest beer that reflects what we love about IPA's and the Midwesterners who drink them. Goes great with everything except brussels sprouts, because nothing goes great with brussels sprouts. Available in kegs and 4 packs of 16 oz cans year around. 

 

Phobophobia Patersbier 4.8% ABV, 18 IBU

A Patersbier–Dutch for  "fathers beer"–is a light, refreshing Belgian-style table beer traditionally consumed by Trappist monks with their meals (or when no one was looking). Ours is golden in color, dry and highly carbonated. German Pilsner malt contributes mild notes of bread, while the Czech Saaz hops add notes of spice and earth tones to the aroma. A classic Belgian Trappist ale yeast delivers delicate and complex fruity notes. Goes great with friends, family, and thwarts all enemies. Available in kegs and 4 packs of 16 oz cans year around. 

 

Pantsless Pale Ale 6.0% ABV, 35 IBU

A low bitterness American style Pale Ale with loads of American and New Zealand hops for huge aroma and flavor. A blend of Mosaic and Motueka hops create lively aromas of lemon, grapefruit, and dank pine for you Mosaic freaks. A gentle bitterness makes this beer refreshing and sessionable. If we put asparagus in this beer, it would make your pee smell like asparagus. That's why we don't do it.  Available in kegs and 4 packs of 16 oz cans year around. 

 

Current Taproom Beer List

In addition to our flagship beers we feature a rotating selection of delicious offerings in our taproom. Here is the current beer list:

Big Muff

Double Dry Hopped IPA aka "NEIPA" – 6.8% ABV, 30 IBU

The next beer in our NEIPA guitar pedal series. American yeast with Chinook, Citra, and Simcoe hops. Deliciously fresh and juicy. Try not to chug this glorious nectar.

Fake News

Belgian Goldeny Coppery Ale – 7.8% ABV, 28 IBU

Belgian yeast, German pilsner & Vienna malt, and American Chinook hops. Vienna gives a gorgeous copper color and maltiness. The highest ABV beer we’ve made, so watch yourself.

Blunderbuss

American Amber Ale - 5% ABV, 25 IBU

Our first Amber ale. Malty and bisquity with caramel malt to add a touch of sweet richness. Custom designed for fall and winter.

Le Jus

NEIPA - 5.8% ABV, 30 IBU?

Our 2nd stop on our New England-style IPA journey. Juicy as an orange grove with tropical flavors and aromas from Citra and Mosaic hops. A bit of lactose for body and sweetness.

Lupulinophobia Ver IV

Dry Hopped Belgian Patersbier - 4.8% ABV, 18 IBU

The 4th in the series. Phobophobia dry hopped with American Mosaic hops. Blueberry and/or papaya notes with dank pine in the back? Turn that frown upside down! 

Lupulinophobia Ver V

Dry Hopped Belgian Patersbier - 4.8% ABV, 18 IBU

Version V of our single dry hopped Phobophobia Series has American Centennial hops. Expect orange/citrus & floral notes. Aaron says it smells like Fruit Loops. 

Golden Showers

American Blonde Ale – 5% ABV, 14 IBU

Our simple, clean American blonde ale designed for maximum crushability. Light bready, and slightly sweet flavor from the honey malt paired with spicy EKG hops. Live to crush.

Onerous

Oatmeal Stout – 5% ABV, 20 IBU

An update to our Skewmageddon oatmeal stout. Aaron tweaked the malt bill, lowered the alcohol, and fermented it with our new English yeast. Rich and delicious roasty and biscuity flavors with loads of flaked oats to create a smooth and chewy body. A great way to layer against the fall/winter chill!

Cosmic Eye

Double Dry Hopped IPA – 6.8% ABV, 30 IBU

Explore the universe that massive amounts of ekuanot and citra hops create in this bright/dry ipa. exotic fruit and green pepper aroma will scale the depths of your glass.